The Science Behind Slimbionic 99
The first thing we’ll point out is that you shouldn’t expect to find Slimbionic 99 available for purchase. The Slimbionic company and all of its distributors have apparently discontinued is as a product. If you do happen to find some for sale, it is likely expired. That being said, we’ll note that the company has replaced the 99 product with their Slimbionic Tea.
As for the science behind the tea, well, we would love to give you what the latest studies say about the ingredients, but the company gives us absolutely no information about its actual formula!
The only information we were able to find was on the ingredients in the discontinued Slimbionic 99 product, and it is unlikely that these are the same as included in the tea. In any case, the 99 formula didn’t appear to be all that special to begin with.
Slimbionic Side Effects
The product notes that it is not for users under the age of 18 and that it should not be taken by women who are pregnant or breast-feeding. Though we at least give them enough trust to tell us if their product is dangerous, again, there is no way of really knowing since they don’t tell us what’s in it.
Slimbionic Policies
Slimbionic has one of the worst return policies we’ve seen. It’s almost worse than not having one at all. It states that you may receive a 75% refund if you return the product UNOPENED within 15 days of purchase. If you take out the shipping time, you’ve got no more than 10 days to look at the bottle and “sense” whether it might actually work for you or not.
Slimbionic Lowest Price
You can buy a package of 30 bags for $15, which isn’t really a month’s worth given the recommended use of 1-2 bags a day. Looking at that another way, you might compare that to a prescription pill which costs $1 a pill. Not unreasonable, but without any real proven effectiveness or known formula, this doesn’t appear to be a good value.
Does Slimbionic Work?
For this question we’re just going to have to stick to the fact that we are not even told what’s in Slimbionic, but we will say that a company that doesn’t tell you exactly what’s in its products and still tries to sell them to you isn’t likely to be the best company to buy from, especially when your health is involved.
